people on this website talmbout they want a sword. you can just go buy a sword. you can almost definitely find a weird store in a local strip mall that sells lots of different swords of varying quality and type. go buy your sword and shut up about it or admit the truth: that you never wanted a sword in the first place
I have five swords and still want more you underestimate how much a girl appreciates a good blade
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
reblog with your middle name in the tags
Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!
Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.
The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).
this is some death note shit
Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when they’re angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?
OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name
underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog
peak comedy is when my friends who have alexa or google home are in a house that doesn’t but they forget and they just say out loud “alex, play–wait” and look confused and embarrassed it’s like they got sent back in time and i’m some humble farmer hosting them and they’re trying to adjust to the fact that I don’t have plumbing
that said I can’t pick on anyone for getting used to stuff too fast bc one time I lived without plumbing/running water for three months and one day I went into town and used a public bathroom and when i got in there and looked at the toilet I was absolutely taken aback. I was like a time traveler from the past seeing one for the first time. Bonkers.
I didn’t have AC growing up, have had it in the places I’ve been living for three years now, and my husband still comes home to find I’ve let the house get to alomst 90 because it doesn’t occur to me to turn it on.
i didn’t have a smartphone until this year so every time I take a selfie it’s like MOVE THE FUCK OVER, LOUIS XIV, THERE’S A NEW PRETTY BITCH IN TOWN
